Restructure- on your own terms

Assuming I am to live another forty to fifty years and with the same man, it seems like from hereon I will be living a life of frugality. That is, in the carnal department. A month and a half ago, in an attempt to stop any of his excuses that our cheap mattress was giving him bad backaches ( where he took to sleeping the supposedly more comfortable couch in our living room), we bought an expensive mattress where we were computer tested for how soft our mattress had to be to suit our body weights and heights to find that perfect comfort. After all, a good night's sleep is important and I reckon it would be money well spent. So well, don't say I didn't make an effort regarding our sleeping arrangements and to subtly rekindle the fire. So after some weeks on the new mattress, someone has decided to take the couch again. He is either irritated or tries to procrastinate having to head back to the bedroom whenever the matter is being brought up. Dude, yours truly has not even started to make any carnal advances yet! You know what that means? Yours truly will stop making any further effort. If I really am in the mood for any action, then don't accuse me of getting some on the side. I sure ain't interested to lead a dull and sexless life, thank you very much.